So Pithy

In the past five years I have been home for Independence Day one time: last year. This year, of course, I’m in Germany. Two years ago I was in Kenya. The year before that I was in Germany, and the same goes for the year before that.

So I’m home for July 4th 20% of the time. That number might sound small until you remember that less than 5% of people are in the United States on July 4th.